sábado, 9 de julio de 2011

¿Mariconismo en el poker online? (II PARTE)

El mes pasado fue un mes un tanto particular en cuanto a poker se refiere. Regalé un par de cajas  en jugadas estúpidas y me dieron duro por vía rectal mediante badbets (ver gráfica al final de la entrada). Esto ocasionó que mi conducta afable en el chat (aunque bastante tocapelotas, todo hay que decirlo) se tornara en una conducta un tanto agresiva (e igualmente tocapelotas).  Lo cual desembocó en amenazas cruzadas entre la sala dónde me estafan (rake mediante) y un humilde servidor:

Sala amenaza y me desactiva el chat:

"Good Morning dbrunson
I am XXXX from XXXX. I am contacting you in regards to your XXX account with username "XXXX". I have received several complaints and screenshots detailing an incident recently where you were abusing and taunting other members. I realise that this may be a tactic employed to enhance your winnings, at the detriment of other members’ enjoyment, but I must inform you this is not the type of behaviour we wish to see on our tables. Our site exists primarily for the entertainment of our members, and anything that impedes our members’ enjoyment is a problem for us. All of our members are required to adhere to our table etiquette, which are viewed under XXXXX on our website. Therefore, your chat feature has been disabled so that you cannot enter into any correspondence with a member that could be seen as offensive or intimidating. I realise that poker can be a frustrating game, and that any tactic which gives you the advantage is desirable, but I would stress that we are concerned with the entertainment of all members, and any infringement on this is a concern of ours. I understand that you are a XXX Member so I would suggest that you continue to use this account as opposed to opening further accounts, please also be advised that members are allowed only one active XXX account. I appreciate your cooperation. If you have any queries please do not hesitate to contact us. Regards, 
XXX" 

Me reboto y amenazo con pirarme con mi rake a otra parte:

"Hi XXXX,
Yes it is a tactic I have adopted to increase my winnings, but obviously I am too good at it. It is only because it works so well and these players are losing to me that they get upset and take screenshots, they can use a simplesolution and just block my chat. Most other players enjoy my banter in the chat box as most of them are mature enough to know I´m just doing it to get under their skin, and increase my winrate. A lot of players will actually sit at my table wanting to hear what I have to say next. I will be generating a lot of rake on your site in the comming months as I will be playing at the higher stakes, I suggest you reinstate my chat or I will go and play on another network. 
Regards"

Sala se baja los pantalones (la pela es la pela):

Good Afternoon dbrunson.
Thank you for your reply.
Your chat will be reinstated..
Please remember the reason your chat was blocked in the first place, although some members may enjoy your chat other members do not.
I hope that you can appreciate that we do try to keep our poker rooms safe and friendly for all our members.
Thank you for your co operation.
Regards XXX

Saludos cordiales



9 comentarios:

  1. Buenas

    Hemos agregado tu blog a nuestra lista de actualizaciones:
    http://pimpampoker.blogspot.com/

    Se trata del blog de nuestra comunidad:
    www.pimpampoker.com

    Felicitaciones por el blog
    Nos gustaría entrar en tu lista

    Un saludo desde PimPamPoker

    ResponderEliminar
  2. Claro que me gustaría. Agregados ...

    Saludos cordiales.

    ResponderEliminar
  3. jaja.. eres un puto crack... un saludo desde las wsop (por desgracia no jugando ; )

    ResponderEliminar
  4. Te cambiaría ahora mismo mi sesión multimesa por tu partida "para pipas". XDD

    Saludos cordiales.

    PD: Buen trabajo, esperando al siguiente crónica.

    ResponderEliminar
  5. muy bueno, insta agregado a mi reader xD

    aunque yo soy de los que reportan al fish tilt tocapelotas de turno por el chat(no digo que tu lo seas claro), solo para ver como se ponen cuando viene el admin, demasiado divertido :P

    ResponderEliminar
  6. Suelo jugar en sitios sin botoncito de reporte. Mis "amigos" se tienen que tomar la molestia de hacer un pantallazo y enviarlo a la moderación. Es divertido ver cómo se ponen de acuerdo entre ellos antes de chivarse.

    ResponderEliminar
  7. genial el post. yo cuando tengo tiempo (estoy acabando la sesion) y ganas empiezo a vacilar al fish de turno proponiendo amor eterno y/o cibersexo. lo curioso es que alguna vez ha aceptado.. WTF

    ResponderEliminar
  8. Con dos cojones, si señor... :)

    ResponderEliminar
  9. @ Leolo: Ya te digo yo que hay mucho mariconismo XDD.
    @ Bidan: ... y un palo XDD.

    ResponderEliminar